Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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