Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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