Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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