would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...