whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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