remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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