i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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My ass is underappreciated
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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