careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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