Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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