After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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