I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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