I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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