In the future we'll all be gay
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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