is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
