Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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