Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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