"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
