Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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