Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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