They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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