I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
i think my cat just said my name.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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