i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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