One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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