HIV tests are more positive than that guy
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
tell me about the fingering
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