I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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