you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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