It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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