By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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