we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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