The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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