We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The Olympian is in my bed
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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