are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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