Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
All I want is dick and wine.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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