I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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