mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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