So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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