That's intense
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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