He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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