pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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