I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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