OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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