I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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