I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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