I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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