nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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