My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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