Kiss
Puke
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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