i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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