too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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