i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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