I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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