ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
soo... how was my night?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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