Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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