I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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