love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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