Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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